Thirty-Eight Resolutions From the Past

When I was trying to finish my doctorate, I often found I couldn’t. Thus, since resolutions are useless, I decided to come up with some because useless things are my specialty, and as usual I couldn’t write about the things I was supposed to be writing about. But I could of course write to complain […]

Things I Would Change If I Could

One day, I was at work and found that time had apparently slowed to the point where I began to seriously question whether cats’ evolution into their current ridiculous state was really a worthwhile transition. Is evolution progress? Yeah, I had to think about other things. So I decided to create a list of pro-active […]