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Christmas 2022: June is Now a Hat, “WTF, Mariah Carey” and Being the Light
Happy Post Halloween!… plus LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN!
Joy Divided and Halloween Rising ⚡️💔⚡️
Our House Is Trying to be Haunted: Fun New Things
You’ve Been Too Much, Summer: Halloween, Save Us All
Struck, Hacked and Haunted… yup, It’s the Same-Old, Same-Old. How You?
Full-Blown Social Worker
The Tale of the Haunted Knight
Where Are the Lambs, March?
Turning Over a New Page and Of Course There Is Maybe a Ghost On It 😂👻
Spring Fever!
June the Untouchable Shadow
Nuclear war?
The Revelations/Revolutions of June
Not Everyone “Gets” Grief (ask our dog)
The Olympics of Every Day
Teaching a Dog to Be a Dog
Hold on… hold on…
Covid Negative and, hey Worst Week, MEET JUNE CARTER CASH! 😻
COVID and the Saddest Dog in the World
Have the Circus Pick Me Up: A Holiday Tale
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
I AM NOT YET DEAD + SHEEP! 🐑
Dexters Are Motherflipping EVERWHERE!
Well… Happy Holidays and half flags…
To Mastiff or Not To Mastiff
The Hallmark Movie Has Begun… Will It Turn Into a Shudder Movie… STAY TUNED! 🤷🏻♀️😂
So This Week Happened…
Happy Halloween, Everyone! The 12th and 13th Monster(s)!
Halloween Then and Now: Weather and Resilience
Halloween APPROACHES: Dead Things Up North
Childhood Rediscovery: Find Your Magic
My Own Private Shit Show: The Art of Coping
So You Hate Reading… (Buy My Audiobook 🤷)
The Darkness
When Words Don’t Cover It,1990’s Microsoft Paint Can
Ghosts and the Mice Among Us
The Drama of Buying a Boarding House
Nature Had Its Way With Us
“Regular Sick” or Infected 🙀?
One House We Will Not Be Buying 👻…
Milwaukee Paranormal Conference! 👻
This Has Been the Longest Week in Human History and It’s Somehow Still Not Over
My Final Blog Post…?
Epilepsy, 3 Hospitals, 7 Vials of Blood and a Key Lime Martini
Ask a T-Rex
I Am Batman
The World Has Lost Its Mind So Don’t Forget to Hollaback
Make Your Fun: Mental Health Is Relative
Get It Out: Art Saves
SHITTY WIFI + FREE WORDPRESS PLAN = REWRITTEN: The Making of a Stencil Mural
What Do You See?
Stigma: Epilepsy, Mental Illness and the Same Old Treatment
The Fantastic Curse of Epilepsy
Bullies, Minions and Balance in the Universe
Beware of Milwaukee Drivers: The Rant To End All Rants
To All the Spammers and the Real People Whose Comments Didn’t Make It Through
Maybe I’ll Have a Happy Electrified Ending
Monday: Electrodes, Needles, Nerves, Static, a Bed and Four Men and an Epileptic Crammed in a Tiny Room
Curs-ed and Coping
True Crime: A Stabbing in Tourist Town
Hey Brain Wars Subscribers… Got a Minute? 😺
Patience
Brain Update: To Fall or Not to Fall
Helping: A Dark Art
If I Was Rich, I’d Have To Get My Cardio Elsewhere: A Shoveling Tale
Going to Prison
Double Life of Sorts
The Bank Doesn’t Care If Your House Is Haunted
A Prison of Possibilities
Happy New Year! 🏴☠️🏳
It’s Happening! It’s the END!!!!!
The World Seems to Have an Attitude Problem
HIT AND RUN BUT STILL NOT DEAD 💪
🎺TECHNICAL ISSUES🎺
😫? Escape With Me to Spain: Misadventures in Málaga
PITMAD and the Long Shot
All Lab Rats Go To Heaven: An Epileptic Puts Her Foot Down
Escape With Me: A Budget Weekend in Paris
SYSTEM ALERT: Is What Happened to My Mom Going To Happen To Meeeeeeeeee?
Music Is Medicine But Accessing It Has Been a Real Lifelong Trick
Mental Health and Taking a Break from Human Interaction
The Polls Took a Toll But Holy Cats Biden Won😺
Right and Wrong, Lies and Truth
Dead On My Feet 🦇😺 and I Hear the Four Horses Are Warming Up… Just in Case (Election 2020)
Just in Time For Halloween! A Villainous Threat or… Voting 2020?
My Eyes Are Open: Another Spooky Post
Well, We Introverts Can’t All Be Normal and Well-Adjusted 😺
Being a Vampire Host: A Special Halloween Blog
When You Get the Results You Really Really Really Didn’t Want
The Man in the Moon 🎃 and Being a Libra♎️ in a Civil War
It’s My Birthday and I’m in Space and Won’t Be Able to Make It This Year
Homage to Our Dead Dog, Hemi
Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Day or Two
To Be (Allergic) or Not To Be: The Small Saga Continues
Latest EEG Produced “Unexpected” Results
MENTAL HEALTH Requires … Listening to Bauhaus in My Creepy Basement with My Friend Chair
An American’s Entitled Perspective on Scotland 2007-2010 😂
Redundantly, What’s the Point?
Security Bot, Ken, Having a Hard Time Like the Rest of Us
Life After
Brad, If You’re Out There, I Have Your Viper Disc
Milwaukee vs. the Secret Police Who Are Trying To Make It Worse
Genetics: Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene… GOOSE!
Monday Morning Blues and Brights
Hell Today
When Life Gives You Lemons You Smile and Say “Thanks I Hate You Sometimes You’re a Jerk”
Joining the Dark Side
Mice and Men and the Rest of Us
Moving and the Struggle to Let Go/Avoid Having to Let Go
Looking for a Good time? Me Too.
Make Your Fun: Mental Health Is Relative
Brain Scans and Your Average Medical Male Monster
Some Americans Suddenly Realize Coronavirus Is Not Fake News
Remembering Winter and My Smashed, Broken Robot Friend
Dog or Gremlin
Rainbow Ghosts Everywhere
CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
Networking Epileptic on Edge of Death Feeling Genuinely Cared For
Wasps Are Mean and “Argh”
Anniversaries and Holidays Which Evoke All Emotions
GOOD MORNING 🛎
Rats
Dirty Winged Creatures
Weakness, Witches and Signs of the Time
The American Civil War Doesn’t Need a Sequel, Much Like the Matrix
Coping: a Frustrating Revolutionary Reality
“Want a beer?” and Other Life-Saving Techniques
The Edinburgh Fringe, Tourists, Darkness and My Disdain
Remembering Nice Interactions in Scottish Society After Poor Interactions in Wisconsin Society
“Is the American Health System That Bad?” Asked my Scottish/Not Scottish Friends. “Well, It Depends Who You Are.”
Same Rant, Now With Castle View
Thinking About Other Things Like the Scottish Ferris Wheel From Hell
Homage to Our Dead Dog, Hemi
Tired (Wild Animals Screaming into an Invisible Mic)
Wisconsin’s Need to Party
Back in Milwaukee, Paranormal Activity Outpaced by Criminal Activity
Don’t Move Into a Haunted House
The Final Straw!
Moving Out and We Took the Haunted Mirror With Us (To Goodwill)
The Murmuring at 4:40 AM
Angels in a Not Yet Broken Phone
The Beyond
The Outsiders
What the Others Saw
The Crash
Someone Never Stopped Coming Home
What David Saw
Our First House Came With a Haunted Mirror We Didn’t Want
Mom and That Same Someone Behind Me
The “Wait, Am I in a Horror Movie Right Now?” Story
Is This Chemical Or Am I Authentically Feeling This Calm/Honest
“Well, I’ll Just Stop Eating Then…”
Maybe Zoo Animals Don’t Want Stay At Home Order To Ever End
Witnessing Tonic-Clonic, Formerly Known as Grand Mal, Seizures
The Moths Are Mobilizing
Lacking the Energy to Rhyme
Being Thirteen and WTF Are Temporal Lobe Seizures?
Halloween in September and Improving My Street Cred
Angry Bunnies Drowning
Yahtzee! Finding Medication That Doesn’t Make It Worse
Test Result Day… I Am So Fucking Epileptic
Ambulatory EEG #1: Getting Creative with Quarantine Activities
Thirty-Eight Resolutions From the Past
Things I Would Change If I Could
I Hate Jessica Fletcher
Detached: Why This Epileptic Will Never Again Do Another Ambulatory EEG
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January 7, 2021
The Bank Doesn’t Care If Your House Is Haunted
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